Shadowman wrote:You made...a she-Randy?!
YOU FOOL! Now they can reproduce sexually! Set aside the horrible images of a Randy and a girl version of Randy making sweet monkey love! Do you know how fast Randy's can reproduce?! They're like gerbils! We'll be overrun in minutes!
And let's not even get into the fact that they're now susceptible to evolution! Not only will the Christians get pissed off, but we'll have Randy's evolving to be our evolutionary equals and/or superiors in only a few weeks!
This is why I have the ShadowWater Worldwide Private Military Contractor. For $50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.32, all Randy's will be dead of various things.
At least he didn't give them the ability to reproduce like single cell organisms where they split in half. the randy population would double every few minutes. We'd be overrun by stupid in less than a hour! REPENT! REPENT!
Halo wrote:Settle down and have a banana.
YAY BANANA!