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[Psycho Warrior]

*PW has been seen on security camera stealing toilet paper and pens from the office and taking it to his box in the alley*

Well, it's nearly time to have some fun with all the other drunks in his alley.

*starts TPing and drawing on teh passed out hobos*

[The Happy Locust]

*PW has been seen on security camera stealing toilet paper and pens from the office and taking it to his box in the alley*

Well, it's nearly time to have some fun with all the other drunks in his alley.

*starts TPing and drawing on teh passed out hobos*

*Locust wakes up amongst the hobos, having landed there after a spectacular crash that somehow didn't wake up a single hobo.*

Never let anyone tell you a jet engine can't hurt you... oy...\

*passes out again*

[Psycho Warrior]

*PW has been seen on security camera stealing toilet paper and pens from the office and taking it to his box in the alley*

Well, it's nearly time to have some fun with all the other drunks in his alley.

*starts TPing and drawing on teh passed out hobos*

*Locust wakes up amongst the hobos, having landed there after a spectacular crash that somehow didn't wake up a single hobo.*

Never let anyone tell you a jet engine can't hurt you... oy...\

*passes out again*

This is why you never pass out near me.

*Writes "5 bucks a ride" on his forehead*

*PW walks away to find other entertainment by nailing animals to car doors. A roaming gang of kindergardeners find locust and put 5 bucks down, happy to find a new horsey ride guy*

[Tweezy]

::walks in wearing a lab coat and dress clothes:: I'm sorry sir, there's not much I can do, but I can do the robot ::does the robot:: that'll be five thousand dollars ::walks out::

[Exdominus]

*pteracons fire bomb locust and pw's alley with ear pods so the bums can keep up with the news*

also this fits in with my more sinister plans *hangsd for his control harness in the lab*

This will work perfectly getting the bums to become my loyal minions after a little surgery

[Psycho Warrior]

*pteracons fire bomb locust and pw's alley with ear pods so the bums can keep up with the news*

also this fits in with my more sinister plans *hangsd for his control harness in the lab*

This will work perfectly getting the bums to become my loyal minions after a little surgery

This is why I buy my bums in 12 packs. They liven up the office when they start screaming at interns and pooping in people's desks.

[Halo]

*pteracons fire bomb locust and pw's alley with ear pods so the bums can keep up with the news*

also this fits in with my more sinister plans *hangsd for his control harness in the lab*

This will work perfectly getting the bums to become my loyal minions after a little surgery

This is why I buy my bums in 12 packs. They liven up the office when they start screaming at interns and pooping in people's desks.

They're also fun to throw darts at.

[Tweezy]

:walks in to notice halo un-randy-fied::
very well, if we can't make you into randys we will make you into crab people!

[Psycho Warrior]

:walks in to notice halo un-randy-fied::
very well, if we can't make you into randys we will make you into crab people!

NO! NOT CRAB PEOPLE! ... wait, turn them into crab people!

*gets his bib and lemon sauce*

[Shadowman]

:walks in to notice halo un-randy-fied::
very well, if we can't make you into randys we will make you into crab people!

Like on South Park?

Craaaaaab people, Craaaaaab people, Craaaaaab people.

[Exdominus]

*walks up behing tweezy and shoves his face in a container full of stomach acid extracted during the conversion process*


Greeting Tweezy how the hell did you get in my lab?

[Tweezy]

::rex gets swarmed by crab people:: CRAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAB PEOPLE, TASTE LIKE CRAB... TALK LIKE PEOPLE

[Exdominus]

*pulls out a fish suit and puts it on tweezy* Hey crab people DINNER

[Psycho Warrior]

::rex gets swarmed by crab people:: CRAAAAB PEOPLE CRAAAAB PEOPLE, TASTE LIKE CRAB... TALK LIKE PEOPLE

They do taste like crab, yum.

*is munching on one of the legs of a crab person*

Why must evil taste so GOOD?

[Exdominus]

*decorates the offgice with lighted randy heads*

Happy Halloween Everybody

*wanders the office in a new shell that of a Dalek*

EX-TER-MIN-ATE.........AWE CRAP THE RANDY"S HAVE GONE ZOMBIE

*takes a aim and fires*

[Psycho Warrior]

*comes back after a night of terrorizing children*

WTF man!? I go away for one night and find that you started the zombie apocalypse? That's it! *pulls out hammers and starts smashing heads mario style*

[Exdominus]

No that is not it the randy control network went on the fritz last night as I was changingt shells to my halloween shell and then they started wandering and attacking things thank god they have no weapons amnd are to stupid to find any........Ahhhhhhhhh crap

*randys are all carrying dalek ray guns*

**** they found my weapons cache.......RUN

*runs back toward the lab mean while checking the status of the randy control network*

Crap it is speratic all over the building **** pluging back into the control harnass may fix this

*runs to the lab batting randy's out of the way*

Crap crap not going to make if the randy's find the brain's I have stashed I am even more screwed

*makes the stairs and dashs down them just as the randy''s break the brain containment vessels*

Damn it They got the to the brains now what are the going to do with them

*Jumps up into the control harness and fights the system so it will restore order*

Crap Damn it tweezy should have never been coverted now the system is not responsive and the randy's are rebeling

*Continues to fight the system and eventually regains control*

Damn it

*notice bronze taned randy's slinking across the lab*

Crap the brains were turned into randy wraiths

*uses control harness to gain control but there is cyber brain bonded to the brain*

Crap crap crap they can't be controled so these arew what fun loving psychopath randy's are

*hangs from the ceailing watching the randy 2.0's march in and head back to cold storage as the randy's wraiths head out to annoy the office*

*ones of the randy leaders now back under my control informs me that the cyberbrains were never truned on*

Crap *disconnects and activates the wireless control mode and heads off to hunt randy wraiths*

[Psycho Warrior]

*instead of reading Rex's huge post PW sits in the corner playing jacks... where the jacks are roaches and the ball is a hamster*

[Exdominus]

*finally captures the randy wraiths and then I turnb opn the cyberbrains*

Good finally I have my minions back under control

*unleashs the randy wraiths to hutn down pw*

[Psycho Warrior]

*finally captures the randy wraiths and then I turnb opn the cyberbrains*

Good finally I have my minions back under control

*unleashs the randy wraiths to hutn down pw*

*the randys mistake a vulture on the window sill and fall to their deaths trying to catch it*

[Halo]

*finally captures the randy wraiths and then I turnb opn the cyberbrains*

Good finally I have my minions back under control

*unleashs the randy wraiths to hutn down pw*

*the randys mistake a vulture on the window sill and fall to their deaths trying to catch it*

LOL.

[Exdominus]

*finally captures the randy wraiths and then I turnb opn the cyberbrains*

Good finally I have my minions back under control

*unleashs the randy wraiths to hutn down pw*

*the randys mistake a vulture on the window sill and fall to their deaths trying to catch it*

LOL.

Wrong the roof to the rrandy storage tunnels we through out the underground surrounding the office so they may just have survived

.........................

We shall see......

*randy leader returns with the two broken randy wraith*

Crude lets hope the brain case is intact

*has the randy leader place both the broken wraiths on an operating table and cracks open the damaged shells*

Now what is the big surprise we have in store

*finds msot of the cyber organs destoryed one of the brain cases is cracked and the other is a little dented make one retarted*

Now to get one brain case replaced the other one will stay as is

*Replaces one brain case then hooks both brains up to life support*

Now to rebulid the wraiths
*throws the chiasses in the cr chamber*

Now we wait for repairs

[Tweezy]

::Tweezy is sitting back in a foldout chair with a martini and sunglasses, watching the whole thing unfold::

[Psycho Warrior]

Once again my last post disappeared. Getting a little annoying.

[Shadowman]

Once again my last post disappeared. Getting a little annoying.

Yes...and it's an accident...

*Slips keys to Time Machine into his pocket.*