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Goryu and his secret life

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Goryu and his secret life
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trailbreaker writes: "I hear Megatron will be reissued again!"

"Woo-hoo!"
Minicle writes: Goryu: Say, are you pleased to see me, or is that just a large spike on your head?
Minicle writes: Goryu: Psst! Good news, that part you wanted in the next Godzilla movie is available.
Demonic Femme writes: "Oh c'mon Deno, I know you loved Mr.Snuggies, and we might find him eventually."
"WAAaaa-"
"Okay, I'll tell you what, we'll cut you a montage."
Zeedust writes: "Okay... How am I gonna explain to the other guys that my own Pretender shell bit my arm off?"
Unknown writes: Where Beast Wars Megatron found inspiration on making his dinosaur head arm his pet.
Beast Simpson writes: Your a goood widdle prehistoric beast, arencha? Arencha?! :D
Unknown writes: "be careful that we don't hit Starscream." "Where is he?""Over there." "I don't see him." "Take off the glasses. Over there by that wall." &quo
Unknown writes: Voice over: i was about 15 when i realised that licking dinosaurs is the thing i wanted to do for the rest of my life...
ryo777 writes: WHO?!!!!
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Unknown writes: Dude, did you catch "Jackass" last night? It was a riot!
Unknown writes: Your my friend and I love you man!
trypticon: no you cannot have my bud dry.
Sledge writes: "Hey man, we need to go drinking with the Junkions more often!!"
Unknown writes: Goryu:"Hey, how many blondes does it take to..." "Shut the hell up!"
Unknown writes: "Damn, check out the cans on Arcee!"
Unknown writes: do you know you got the most beutiful eyes that I ever seen
Unknown writes: Hey did you hear the one about the Rabbi & the Preist? . . . Yeah,Yeah
Unknown writes: ohh, that looks like a nasty infection in your ear, looks like a Transorganic crawled in there and died!
Galvatron Z writes: Goryu: "Man these beer goggles are working great!"
Unknown writes: smells like chicken to me too.
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FortMax writes: not even for two scooby snacks
Silverwolf writes: WOW! You have pink eye too?
Unknown writes: psssst.........im not wearing any underwear.
Unknown writes: "you take tokyo, I'll take the U.S."
Unknown writes: psssst... over there.. that's the RID storyline guy.
Stelartron writes: Get your Autograph book ready! I think I just saw Godzilla over there!
Unknown writes: Ho Ho Ho! Rudolph, it's time for Christmas, and we must go deliver present, even if you can't Fly.
Snake writes: i tell you the new megatron looks down right silly
Unknown writes: man-the makers sure have ran out of ideas havnt they?
Unknown writes: Your on my f*&$%?G FOOT!
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Unknown writes: "Whoa, calm down now, let it drop. He probably didn't know you were a Dino-Rider when he made that joke."
Unknown writes: Go ahead! I like it when you whisper sweet nuthins in my ear! Pookie!
Unknown writes: Just avoid the cold, and the metal plate should be fine after lobotomy!
Unknown writes: "But won't this be bestiality?"
"Yes, but who's keepin' track?"
Unknown writes: *sniff* Ugh! Dude, did you forget to wear deodorant again!?
Unknown writes: Goryu/Icepick: You see that cute fembot over there? Just sit back and watch a pro at it!
Unknown writes: I HEARD STARSCREAM IS GAY!!!!!!!!!
Unknown writes: Man can you beleave that some human is doing are job?? Thats not right.
Jay Prime writes: See, I told you they didn't like Gobots.
Unknown writes: "So how long did you say this super-glue lasts?"
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Timothius writes: I'll be right back. I need to go to the bathroom...
Unknown writes: Oooohhhhhh,you,re so horny...tee-hee
trooper writes: What the hell is up with that fag from Afghanistan
Unknown writes: What do you think of Black Nail polish for the Marylin Manson concert?
Unknown writes: Should I tell Megatron he has something between his teeth?
Unknown writes: Then one time at Band camp....
grimlock writes: your eyes, i had forgotten how beautifull they are!

lets ever fight again
X-Brawl writes: [drunk]You know what mate, I really, really love you[drunk]
Bombshell writes: So I says to Megatron, I says...
Unknown writes: Did you hear the one about the gay and bin laden??
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Unknown writes: LET ME GIVE YOU A KISS...SMOOTHIES! Oh and i love you man!
Unknown writes: That armor does wonders for your figure!
Bombshell writes: "Can you keep a secret?" "Yes" So can I"
Unknown writes: *lick* Hmm...tastes like chicken.
Unknown writes: Uh, ya know.. you got some human stuck in your teeth...
Unknown writes: I think your fly is open.
death writes: yo I think that Autobot likes your sister !
Seibertron writes: Man, did we get the better end of the deal than those Americans did ...
convoytron writes: "...Psst! Ya hear what that Autobot said about your mom? You gonn a let him get away with that?"
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