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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Burn » Thu Oct 21, 2010 3:51 pm

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Blackstrike wrote:I beleive that a Predator can kill them. You?


nah, she created those things to be pretty much indestructible simply so threads like these become redundant because her creations are god-moding and that's a-okay.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:01 pm

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Burn wrote:
Blackstrike wrote:I beleive that a Predator can kill them. You?


nah, she created those things to be pretty much indestructible simply so threads like these become redundant because her creations are god-moding and that's a-okay.

So.....They're practically unbeateble? For God's sake.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Burn » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:05 pm

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Unbeatable, can walk in the sun but don't like to do that because it makes them too pretty, oh and they can have kids too.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:32 pm

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Burn wrote:Unbeatable, can walk in the sun but don't like to do that because it makes them too pretty, oh and they can have kids too.

Oh dear lord.
Also, forgive my english, it isn't my native languaje.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Burn » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:50 pm

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Don't see a problem with your english actually.

Frankly it's better than anything Stephanie Myer does. :P
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:57 pm

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Burn wrote:Don't see a problem with your english actually.

Frankly it's better than anything Stephanie Myer does. :P

I think that my 3 year old cousin can write better stuff.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Shadowman » Thu Oct 21, 2010 6:57 pm

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Blackstrike wrote:You know, when you have no head, it's hard to win a fight.

Assuming a predator can cut his head off? No.

Also, they're inmortal?


Immortal, two Ms. But yeah. Edward himself is somewhere in the 100s.

Burn wrote:
Blackstrike wrote:I beleive that a Predator can kill them. You?


nah, she created those things to be pretty much indestructible simply so threads like these become redundant because her creations are god-moding and that's a-okay.


To be fair, Vampires aren't supposed to be easy to kill. (Hey Belmont Clan, how's that eternal battle with Dracula coming along?)
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Burn » Thu Oct 21, 2010 8:20 pm

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Shadowman wrote:To be fair, Vampires aren't supposed to be easy to kill.


Never said they were. They're increased strength and speed, combined with only a handful of ways to kill them (stake in a specific spot, decapitation if you can get close and fire) makes them tough buggers.

But Miss Stephanie pissed all over that by giving them impenetrable skin. Godmoding ... who would have thought it could be used for something other than lulz. :-(
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby MysteriousDewd » Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:38 pm

I have not read the books but can they not be killed the traditional method of wooden stake through the heart?
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Shadowman » Fri Oct 22, 2010 7:55 am

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MysteriousDewd wrote:I have not read the books but can they not be killed the traditional method of wooden stake through the heart?


Nope. Their immunity to the traditional methods is one of the reasons people hate them. One of the ways to kill them is by evisceration, though, due to their Superman-like durability, this is no easy task. I also hear of an aversion to fire, though I don't know if it kills them or if they have a Frankenstein's Monster-style fear/hatred of it.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:04 am

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Shadowman wrote:
MysteriousDewd wrote:I have not read the books but can they not be killed the traditional method of wooden stake through the heart?


Nope. Their immunity to the traditional methods is one of the reasons people hate them. One of the ways to kill them is by evisceration, though, due to their Superman-like durability, this is no easy task. I also hear of an aversion to fire, though I don't know if it kills them or if they have a Frankenstein's Monster-style fear/hatred of it.

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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Shadowman » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:22 am

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MysteriousDewd wrote:I have not read the books but can they not be killed the traditional method of wooden stake through the heart?


Nope. Their immunity to the traditional methods is one of the reasons people hate them. One of the ways to kill them is by evisceration, though, due to their Superman-like durability, this is no easy task. I also hear of an aversion to fire, though I don't know if it kills them or if they have a Frankenstein's Monster-style fear/hatred of it.

I cry for humanity's sake.


Why? They don't pose a threat to us. They're not even real. If you should cry for anyone, cry for Vampires, since they're the ones who are forced to attach their name to this crap.

Although, again to be fair, this isn't the first time Vampires have had some kind of major change that makes them barely resembles Vampires at all.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:36 am

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Shadowman wrote:
MysteriousDewd wrote:I have not read the books but can they not be killed the traditional method of wooden stake through the heart?


Nope. Their immunity to the traditional methods is one of the reasons people hate them. One of the ways to kill them is by evisceration, though, due to their Superman-like durability, this is no easy task. I also hear of an aversion to fire, though I don't know if it kills them or if they have a Frankenstein's Monster-style fear/hatred of it.

I cry for humanity's sake.


Why? They don't pose a threat to us. They're not even real. If you should cry for anyone, cry for Vampires, since they're the ones who are forced to attach their name to this crap.

Although, again to be fair, this isn't the first time Vampires have had some kind of major change that makes them barely resembles Vampires at all.

What I meant was that, Twilight is killing the mind of millions of people. Look at this:
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-l ... light-9247
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Shadowman » Fri Oct 22, 2010 10:14 am

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Blackstrike wrote:What I meant was that, Twilight is killing the mind of millions of people. Look at this:
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-l ... light-9247


What, stupid fans? That's not new, and it's certainly not restricted to Twilight. You're on a Transformers site after all, you don't have to look hard to find someone who is unreasonably dedicated to it.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:32 am

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Blackstrike wrote:What I meant was that, Twilight is killing the mind of millions of people. Look at this:
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-l ... light-9247


What, stupid fans? That's not new, and it's certainly not restricted to Twilight. You're on a Transformers site after all, you don't have to look hard to find someone who is unreasonably dedicated to it.

Still, Twilight is destroying the mind of this generation. I'm not proud of it. This level of stupidity is higher than any other.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Shadowman » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:05 pm

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Shadowman wrote:
Blackstrike wrote:What I meant was that, Twilight is killing the mind of millions of people. Look at this:
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-l ... light-9247


What, stupid fans? That's not new, and it's certainly not restricted to Twilight. You're on a Transformers site after all, you don't have to look hard to find someone who is unreasonably dedicated to it.

Still, Twilight is destroying the mind of this generation. I'm not proud of it. This level of stupidity is higher than any other.


Transformers fans can't even agree what color Frenzy and Rumble are. We're the progenitors of the phrase "raping my childhood." We're the ones who cry afoul with every new series because it's not like G1, and if it IS like G1 we STILL complain about it.

And that's just Transformers. For example, I know for a fact that the Harry Potter fandom can be downright brutal, especially since the release of the sixth book. Star Wars fans genuinely hate half of the franchise they're fans of. Trekkies, well, their crimes are all too well cataloged.

Just because die hard fans of a franchise happen to be idiots, doesn't mean it's the end of humanity. It just means it's the start of a new cycle of stupidity that's been going on since the dawn of man.
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Dead Metal » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:05 pm

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Blackstrike wrote:
Shadowman wrote:
Blackstrike wrote:What I meant was that, Twilight is killing the mind of millions of people. Look at this:
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/open-l ... light-9247


What, stupid fans? That's not new, and it's certainly not restricted to Twilight. You're on a Transformers site after all, you don't have to look hard to find someone who is unreasonably dedicated to it.

Still, Twilight is destroying the mind of this generation. I'm not proud of it. This level of stupidity is higher than any other.

The the previous generations minds have been destroyed by Goosebumps, Pokemon, Dragonball, Transformers, TMTN etc...
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Barak » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:16 pm

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Well, I guess you guys are right...
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby Jesterhead » Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:20 pm

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Besides, Twilight is a novel series. Which is generally held in higher regard than cartoons, video games, and comic books to the rest of the world! ;)
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Re: Twilight's Vampires vs a Rock.

Postby snavej » Wed Oct 18, 2023 4:35 am

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Vampires are impossible. The rock wins. Stars in 'Everything, Everywhere, All the Time'. :D
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