I try to put together a pathetic Halloween costume every once in a while. Last party I went to I wore a pair of cheap green, circular, dollar store glasses. I dressed in my usual colours (black and black), and when I showed up, people assumed I was Ozzy Osbourn. Didn't help that as soon as the door opened I heard "ALL ABOARD! HA HA HA HAAAAA!" on the stereo. Oh well, that was a good party that year.
THIS year I wanted to put even LESS effort to my Halloween costume. So I found an old Slurpee cup and went as Bane from The Dark Knight Rises! I took about ten seconds to practice a posh British voice loudly into the cup and off I went! There were people there in thousand dollar costumes. Mine was less than $2, and it made people laugh, so I think it was a better costume than last year!
Next year I think I'll wear a hat.