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Heckfire says:
BLACKARAHCNIA (offscreen): "...OK, screw this, I'm going back to Tarantulas."
Thunderboomer says:
Rhinox: You...WILL..take your medecine\
Primal: NOTHING BUT BANANA!!!!! RRRRRAAAARRRRR!!!!
gogleman374 says:
Rhinox:Primal I wish I could stop doing you!
Optimus: Rhinox take me, take me now!
Zeedust says:
Maximal Computer: "GIve 'im the sleeper hold!"
*Primal rocks Cheetor to sleep like a baby, them makes a shushing noise befor body-salmming him*
{A KAPPA MIKEY REFERENCE}
Tiedye says:
RINOX-"Don't make me kick your ass!"
PRIMAL-"Don't make me suck your dick!"
RINOX-"Don't make Cuddle you like a baby!
PRIMAL-"Don't make me suck your dick!
{A DRAWN TOGETHER REFERENCE}
Roadshadow says:
Rhinox: Oh yeah Primal you like that don't ya?
Optimus Primal: Dammit this joke is way too old!
Godfather Bluto says:
Rattrap and Rhinox: WE have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Zeedust says:
When he tried to move the coffee table, Optimus found out the hard way just how seriously Rhinox took the Axalon's Feng Shui.
Tiedye says:
In order to stay in shape the Maximals help each other in daliy workouts. Rinox- "Come on only three more situps you weak monkey!" Optimus-"I.......can't......breathe!"
"Rinox- work with it"
Zeedust says:
Rhinox: "Don't move... There's a bee on your chest."
Primal: "If you don't let me up, you'll have a fist on your face!"
Anonymous says:
The Maximals say nothing, as the song, "Will You" by POD plays mysteriously in the background...
Anonymous says:
This is what happens when a casual strip poker game goes -HORRIBLY- wrong...
Shadow Fox says:
Rattrap- Quit busting your ass circuit Rhinox, I'm beginning to think you like me working on it!!!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Good lord, Rhinox. Your worm is so tiny! Rhinox: Or...is it?
Optimus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Waterslayer says:
Primal: "ooh, oh, uh... Rhinox... We haven't even had dinner yet..."
parkwood says:
I told you guys! throwing our own Wrestle Mainia would be a Great way to kill some time till the others get back!!!
K-nonFodder says:
Just bc we look organic doesn't mean we are organic .. get my drift
Dark says:
Optimus: "I'm flattered, but can't we just be friends?"
Rinox: "Not good enought, dammit!"
Zeedust says:
Rhinox - "All right, Primal, tell me where you hid my chainguns or I'll get the other guys to break your knees worse than Beast Machines Cheetor."
Cheetor- "HEY!"
Shellfox says:
Tigertron- See Air Razor this si the second reason I don't stay at the base
Anonymous says:
Primal:Why should I?
Rhinox:Because Rattrap and Cheetor are doing it in the other corner.
TetraReris says:
Rattrap: Help! Dinobutt has lost it! Help!
Dinobot: Shut up and take your medicine vermin.
Primal: Rhinox, please let me up.
Rhinox: Sorry boss, but that fued needed to be settled a long time ago.
Anonymous says:
"pleeeaaassseee get off of me Rinox!"
Rinox: "no..."
The Chosen One says:
Yeesh! this is making me uncomfortable. (to rattrap) you hav a nice ass, but that's not so appealing at the moment!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: "Excuse me, Rhinox, would you be so kind as to GET OFF!"
Cheetor: "Ratface, I swear on Primus that I will tear you apart if you do not get your fuzzy butt off me!"
What the Pit has gotten into the "R
Anonymous says:
*thinking* I wonder if I can see my reflection on Rattrap's butt...
Anonymous says:
Gross but true: This scene is BOTH bestiality and homosexuality. Now, excuse me while I vomit.
Anonymous says:
Little did the Maximals know that the spy cam was left on, and that there secret was out.
Anonymous says:
And thats just a preview of what'll happen next sunday at Wreslemania!
Shadowcon says:
Rhinox: Now to revive the victim, first form a tight seal around his mouth.
Cheetor: NOOOO! Cheesebreath!
Anonymous says:
"I'll show you exactly why they call us maximal!" Director: "Cut, cut, CUT!"
Beast Simpson says:
Optimus:.......man we are pathetic... rattrap: Your tellin' me! I've been waxing my butt for the past three hours!
Chrono says:
Oh my, i nevr knew you felt this way about me, but don't ask, don't tell
MindWipe says:
we should do this partner swapping more often! ugh hut aieeee! heck yeah!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: i was looking at my reflection in rattraps big shiny butt when suddenly you want to screw me
rhinox: sorry.....it was irresistable
cheetor: hey rattrap i want to see my reflection
rattrap: why i otta
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: How many times have I asked you not to waste the chrome shine to polish my butt while I sleep?!
Cheetor: But it's hilarious! And will you two take that somewhere else?
Rhinox: Hey, if we don't practice, the Predicons will
Anonymous says:
Rhinox: Admit your love for me!
Optimas Primal: Never! Arcee has my eternal Spark!
Anonymous says:
Rhinox-"Optimus, I beg you not to do it!"
Optimus Primal-"I must, I have to join theExpansion Pack, it's the only way to shut that Adam Sessler up!"
Thunderwing says:
"I always said we should have a family night, but this is ridiculous!"
Inferno says:
Rhinox: "Maybe we should sign up for a Beast Wars Tag-Team Brawl"
Unknown says:
Rhinox: oh Optimus i cant hold it in any longer i am in love with you. Optimus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa get awya plz get away.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Time and time again I keep telling you guys you can't have my bud light!!!!!
Rattrap: That line is getting old optimus real old.
Rhinox: He had bud light?
Anonymous says:
Rhinox: And I say Rodimus Prime IS better than Optimus Prime
Primal: NEVER!!!
Dynamus Prime says:
This is what happens when the voice actors get bored...they do scary things to their characters.
Anonymous says:
Rhinox-"Optimus, Optimus! I had the most wonderfull dream. I was a Tank like transformers called a Vehicon and I was kicking your butt and............ and I think I'll shut up now."
Ash says:
Rhinox "Note to self: don't listen to Cheetor and Dinobot the next time they have suggestions.."
Anonymous says:
Rhinox "Why me? All right, next time i'll go berzerk for a change!"
Will says:
Optimus: Rhinox we've got to find a new way to download information to each other. Rhinox: You know you like it ^_-
Anonymous says:
Smeg! I don't remember this during the BeastWars! It must be a Cersored thang
Sledge says:
Rhinox -- "Look Prime, this is what Spike and Carly taught me...."
Anonymous says:
Optimus: I must say, but this Wrestling crap is overrated.
Rhinox: Oui.
Optimus: Then what the hell are we doing then?!
Rhinox: I'm sharing you the technique to win in Kirby's Tilt N Tumbel on the Gameboy Color.
Optimus: But it
Ash says:
Rhinox - Tell me the truth Optimus! What is really going on between you and Dinobot?!
Anonymous says:
Rattrap: eeeeeeeeek Rhinox: Damn it Rattrap! come back here and help me squash this spider on Optimus' forehead!
little_fly says:
optimus im in a bad mood!,rhinox sorry optimus but im afraid you will have to be disarmed., rattrap why you little!! chetor get off of me rattrap. this is one bad wwf match ??
Anonymous says:
Rhinox's jealousy of the affair between Optimus and Rattrap explodes into an impromptu rhino rage session.
Dragontron88 says:
weve all only known each other for a while stuck on this miserable planet with these "beast" modes so lets get busy
Metroplex says:
Announcer: The Tag Team champions of Optimus and Cheetor are down for tyhe count. 1, 2 ...
Anonymous says:
Dinobot: Somestimes I wonder if I should have stayed with the Predacons
Anonymous says:
...and as the Maximals beat each other up after not bringing enough Gamebox controllers, on the tv in the background, the coms are whooping their asses on Super Smash Bros Melee.
Chee-toy says:
Rhinox: Don't make us have to put you two at different ends of the ship now!!
Anonymous says:
Primal "I take that back Rhinox, you don't need to go on a diet!!Okay?!"
z says:
Please, Rhinox, I'm not like that! Really!
Yeah Rattrap! What he frickin' said!!
Anonymous Iggy says:
*Dinobot walks in* Honestly, I can't leave you kids alone for five cycles!
iron hide says:
and this tag team match is one sided with primal/cheator are being deffeted by rattrap and rinox. Oh theres a tombstone from rinox to primal while r.t is trying to pin chetor
Firestorm says:
The Maximals go berzerk after learning about their upcoming roles in Beast Machines.
Anonymous says:
WWF/WWE has been copying from Transformers for years. TF: Rubsigns WWF: Don't fall for cheap imitation. TF: Generation 2 WWF: The new Generation. TF: Beast Wars WWF: RAW=WAR Now the transformers are trying to copy from the WWE. Trying to get in t
Anonymous says:
Cheetor: "Alright! Left hand, Blue! Okay, Big Bot! You lose!"
Primal: "That's just Prime!"
Rhinox: "You just had to put Cheetor in charge, didn't you?!"
Rattrap: "Wish
Anonymous says:
The newest additions to WWE RAW: Optimus Primal and Rhinox. (I hope you know what you're doin', Eric Bischoff! We may have another Triple H fiasco on our hands...)
Chachi says:
Rattrap: "Keel you!"
Cheetor: "Not if I keel first."
Optimus: "So why the Hell are you sitting on me, Rhinox?"
Rhinox: "I felt left out."
Anonymous says:
Oh, good, maybe this is the episode where they all die, and then we can all go back to watching G1 Transformers
Bodycount says:
This is what happens when your rat alt sidekick brings over MARIO PARTY 4...and forgets the 4th controller.
Anonymous says:
Optimus:Ohhhh youre good and lead!
Rhinox:i took ballroom dancing in college...
Anonymous says:
This is what happens when you don't have female transformers on the ship
Anonymous says:
Jim Ross: Welcome to Beast Wars Royal Rumble #1! The winner will date BLACKARACHNIA!
Anonymous says:
Rhinox- If you call me a hippo again, so help me God I'll bend you into a monkey-pretzel!
Anonymous says:
Rhinox: Gimme back Marian, Optimus!
Rattrap: Yeah!
Optimus: Dudes, you've played too much Double Dragon!
JP says:
Rattrap to Cheetor: "You and your brilliant ideas kid! Sheesh! We're all gonna die!"