The Ultimate Caption Contest

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

How star convoy acually looks (seriously dents look like stylized corners)

May 25, 2022

etnichols says:

Ugh. I need a vacation.

Apr 18, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Note to self: Never eat at least 20 energon cubes before driving

Mar 31, 2016

Rainmaker says:

That's the fourth time Motormaster has beat me!

Mar 31, 2016

Rainmaker says:

I look horrible without my traditional G1 stickers!

Mar 31, 2016

Ravage XK says:

That's broke that is.

Mar 17, 2016

RSDADDIMUS2 says:

"Maybe I should have stayed in Wahlbergs barn..ouch."

Aug 2, 2014

Evil Eye says:

Foolishly forgetting that she gets motion sickness, Prime lets Atari drive him. The results are not pretty, but slightly amusing (except, of course, for Prime and Atari).

Mar 20, 2012

Towline says:

Ethanol driving is drunk driving.

Feb 15, 2012

MP-01 says:

You see? My new windshields are indestructible!

Dec 15, 2011

Dragon_Convoy says:

this new body for Convoy get's trashed like his old body

Jul 12, 2007

Zeedust says:

The dreaded "drop test" claims another victim.

Jan 22, 2007

Superion_007 says:

You ever had one of those days...?

Sep 1, 2006

bringo says:

I didn't know Ralph Nadder called you "Unsafe at Any Speed" as well...

Aug 4, 2006

Judynator says:

Op: Oh, man! Stupid joint traffic!

May 5, 2006

soundwavegt says:

Maaaaan, that was one HELL of a party!!!!

Apr 1, 2006

Unknown says:

That's the last time I let a human drive

Mar 29, 2006

shockblaster5 says:

Ginrai; Well, that's the last time I try to get rid of Motormaster!
Motormaster (off stage); Since Ginrai's going to be in repairs for a while, I'm now King of The Road! Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Jan 2, 2006

Zeedust says:

Prime's dead AGAIN? That's the third time this week!

Aug 1, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Ginrai: "Hmmm... note to self, never ask strange talking car with purple-insignia for directions... that was a very suspicious talking-car... and those directions led me straight off that cliff. I know I followed them correctly.... Oh my Gosh- That

May 29, 2005

Phasewing says:

Ginrai: "........................................... Ouch."

Jan 20, 2005

Marv says:

Altough he was right in assuming that he was more popular, G1 Prime completely forgot Armada Prime was nevertheless still twice his size!!!!

Oct 13, 2004

Marv says:

Altough he was right in assuming that he was more popular, G1 Prime completely forgot Armada Prime was twice his size!!!!

Oct 13, 2004

juggaloG says:

Don't mourn for Prime's death yet. He'll be back to life in a week, tops! Just give the Matrix to Mr. T in the meantime.

Oct 13, 2004

Hayloskien says:

Note ot self,I CAN'T FLY!

Sep 24, 2004

Zeedust says:

Spike tries to teach Daniel how to drive, and learns why it's a bad idea to let kids drive before they turn nine.

Jul 11, 2004

GunWolf says:

*some guy walks up to Ginrai* Hey! Young Man!...You got nocked the f*** out!

Jul 2, 2004

Zeedust says:

Just when Ginrai thought it couldn't get worse, Tow-Line showed up to haul him back to base.

May 29, 2004

Anonymous says:

ginrai thought that he was prime and atempted to charge the decepticons like in the movie, many people who cannot tell them appart cried when they saw the photo evidence of ginrai's murder, 'cept for star saber, he got 50 credits in ener

Apr 4, 2004

Scooter says:

After that day, Prime outlawed the annual fart contest with Metroplex

Jan 6, 2004

Anonymous says:

...I didn't know my spine could twist that way... oh... wait... no it can't...

Nov 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

After finally resolving to "deal with those Armada pricks once and for all", Prime finds Alexis to be somewhat troublesome...

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Poor Ginrai here was the victim of a head on collision with Prime, he won £100,000 compensation. Call Megs and Screamer solicitors today!

Sep 11, 2003

omega icecream says:

is that a tooth?

Aug 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Gah...those weren't blanks!!

Aug 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

bah...merely a flesh wound

Jul 8, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Ironhide: Don't worry ractkect A little elbow grease and some spit and he'll be just fine

Jun 11, 2003

APOLLO says:

Friends don't let friends drive drunk

Jun 10, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

I guess it is true Autobots can't fly. Now where that F------ brat and that twinkerbell with that f------- pixie dust anyway

Jun 5, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

New commerical involving Girui with Geicho

Jun 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

SNIFF! I tried to replace G1 Prime, but all they did was called me a f***ing Jap and threw me off a cliff!

May 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damn Space Bridge. One minute it's there, then it's gone!

May 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Red Alert: PRIMUS, Prime is dead! Scavenger: Maybe nobody will notice....

May 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Who did Prime MOT?

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Okay, okay, I'm sorry. You don't look like an Armada figure!

May 8, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

A minor setback

May 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

I have GOT to stop calling Omega Supreme a big smelly sissy-pants...!

Apr 23, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

I don't care where your from that's gotta hurt

Optimus: All I can say is this is the last time I help Batman out in gotham...ouch

Apr 18, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

So its true..... I CANT fly...

Apr 17, 2003

Unknown says:

those #am adobots...

Apr 16, 2003

FortMax says:

Damn left turns

Apr 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ginrai: "The Network doesn't pay me enough to go through this crap!"

Apr 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Owie!

Apr 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

ohhhhh, I really need to quit drinkin so much of that damn energon

Mar 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

When I'm reborn in Armada I can fuse with my trailor..and then I'll come back and beat up the guy that ran me off the friggen road.....

Mar 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime:Thats it, no more drinking and driving!

Feb 26, 2003

Bruticus Buckeye says:

What they did with the body after Optimus died

Feb 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

"That's the last time I let Wheelie into the work shop..."

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

rachet- hey prime did i fix your steering?

Dec 29, 2002

Omega Supreme says:

Optimus: I knew somehow when Spike said "turn right" he meant "turn left" ow *mumbles*, where's Grapple&Hoist when you need them??

Dec 25, 2002

Alexander says:

i told you i could fly..

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

you just dont know when to say when do you?

Dec 6, 2002

dino says:

Ginral: I knew I should have just had 10 drinks and not 100

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: That's the last time I take directions from Getaway
Getaway: Sorry boss!

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

The result of Ginrai + too much alcohol + too much of MTV's "Jackass".

Nov 24, 2002

gabriel says:

Ok Prowl you can stop laughing now

Nov 16, 2002

Battle Angel says:

Next time... I'll get those anti-lock brakes.

Nov 15, 2002

APOLLO says:

"Optimus Prime is dead, but he will come back, Optimus Prime always comes back. The question is what will he be, a gorilla, a fire truck, a tractor-trailer, a race car. He might very well be the computer standing in front of you right now. So, wh

Nov 3, 2002

Battle Angel says:

I could have sworn the bridge was right there...

Oct 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ginrai: *grumbling* Alright, who left a banana peel on the road...

Oct 24, 2002

Suzuki says:

*After falling from the cliff* I meAnt tO do tHat . . .

Oct 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

man, did i have a hot time in the old town tonight.

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Alright, alright, no more "Armada" jokes, just stop beating me up!"

Sep 18, 2002

starscream88 says:

If this was sold on ebay the description would be like this, G1 Optimus prime!! Original not remake!! Slight sticker wear!!!!

Aug 28, 2002

Rayden says:

Why would anyone pay 150$ for that when they can get a brand new re-issue for about 50$

Jul 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

But im a G-1 original! pay me 150$ & im all yours.

Jul 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is what happens after an Autobot drives drunk.

Jul 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is what happens after a Autobot drives drunk.

Jul 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus after a brutal beating. Ouch!

Jul 2, 2002

Soundblaster says:

This looks just like the "near mint condition" Optimus I bought on ebay.

Jun 20, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Ginrai, in little kid voice: HAHAHA! That was fun, mommy! Can we do that again?! Huh? PLEEEZZZZEE?

Jun 19, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Uhh...ow...

Jun 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Here is Ginrai after getting drunk and getting into a fight with Piranacon

Jun 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

crack, speed, and no sleep kill. Ginrai: i gotta get more of that sh*t!

Jun 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

optimus: this is the last time I take advice from spike or any human for that matter

May 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

damn....I gotta stop drinking 40 proof energon whiskey

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ginrai: hmmmmmm maybe I took a wrong turn at Alberturcky

May 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Dude, i think i partied a little too hard with Leader 1 from the Gobots crew.Dang you, gobotron

May 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

NO!!! Ive come back from the dead before! please dont rebuild me into a FIRE TRUCK!!! ANYTHING but a FIRE TRUCK!!!

Mar 29, 2002

Heather Prime says:

i care optimus prime say: okay ouch your my legs blood ........acid blood!!!!!!!

Mar 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Can u dig it, this is some great s&pound;!t!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Heather Prime says:

i run wait optimus prime watch out rock piles again.... optimus prime ouch painful say heather okay.. i will be retchat fix for optimus prime wait still here ..... ouch my stomach hurt awful!!!!!!??

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Pfewww.... Am I lucky to have,ouch!, airbags!

Mar 24, 2002

magnaboss says:

There is nothing like a nice hard rock after falling off a cliff, yum.

Mar 18, 2002

magnaboss says:

There is nothign like a nice hard rock after falling off a cliff, yum.

Mar 18, 2002

Ultra Prime says:

Autobots transform and crash out

Mar 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Guys....I need some help down here..

Mar 8, 2002

iron hide says:

This is way robots dont drink and Drive!

Mar 3, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Ginrai: That's it, Daniel! I knew I should've never listened to you! "Oh, I wanna drive Optimus! Let me drive!" Little prick! Now get out and go look for a gas station! Think you can do that without screwing up?

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ginrai: D@mn it! That's the last time I trust Pep Boys!
Spike: But the ads looked so convincing!
Ginrai: You call a 70%-off clearance sale convincing?!?

Feb 14, 2002

FortMax says:

ow!

Feb 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: That's it, Spike! No more! No more sex in the cab. You and Carly should be ashamed! You too, Fairbourn! The three of you are sick. The noise was just so damn distracting...
Spike to women: Come on girls. Ultra Magnus is waiting for us.

Feb 7, 2002

Unknown says:

prime:"what the f&micro;&copy;k is your problem you stupid drunk"
bot: " you a$$hole you were in my f&micro;&copy;king way in the first place."

Feb 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rachet: "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt!"
Prime: "Aww Shut Up..."

Feb 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

optimus:damn those firestone tires!!!!!!

Feb 5, 2002

Unicron says:

megatron off sreen:oops!!!!(hehehehehe)

Feb 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

(PROWL) "This is what you get for thinking your that spider-guy"
(OPTIMUS) "Shut-up"
(IRONHIDE) "What was that guy's name again?"
(MIRAGE) "How should I know!"

Feb 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime:"Okay..Maybe calling Metroplex a big sissy WAS a bad idea..."

Jan 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

D'Oh!

Jan 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Victory Leo(out of shot): "Heh. I won't be needing this anymore!"

Jan 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ughh... I knew i should have got rachet to check these damn brakes....

Jan 22, 2002

FortMax says:

okay..I think I'm lost

Jan 19, 2002

Super Prime says:

Optimus Prime: this is the last time I let someone drunk to drive.

Jan 18, 2002

Silverwolf says:

That's the last time I let Danny drive with out taking his retalin first.

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

What? Oh... no! NO! I can feel myself changing... into... a fire truck!

Jan 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: Ouch

Jan 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

That's the last time I go to "Ronny's" for a brake job

Jan 2, 2002

Unknown says:

"....And that is how Prime died the 453rth time."

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

"...Headlights (heado-on) Headlines, another junkie lives too fast..."

Dec 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

optimus"Damn women drivers"

Dec 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Okay, Prowl. You were right, it is steep.

Dec 21, 2001

Stelartron says:

Poster hung up in the Autobot training academy: Don't over-energize and drive.

Dec 19, 2001

Mirage says:

Optimus Prime finally proved that he can't fly.

Dec 18, 2001

Mirage says:

Optimus Prime finally proved that hr can't fly.

Dec 18, 2001

Unknown says:

GEICO- A 15 Minute Call Can Save You 15 Percent Or More On Car Insurance.

Dec 18, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

"Just think happy thoughts" he said! That's the last time I take advice from a juvenile delinquent in green tights!

Dec 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Hmm, it says slight play wear, but $50 is a really good deal for a G1 Prime, I'll bid anyway"

Dec 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

Next Time I'll take the scenic route.

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

OP:I told you Stone Cold and Debra NOT to screw inside me!

Dec 4, 2001

Chains says:

see i told you that weman can't drive!

Dec 4, 2001

Flamemaster Galvatron says:

Ginrai: I bent my wookie. :(

Dec 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Oh, please, let me die! I'm sick of being resurrected!

Dec 1, 2001

Maxie-Astrotrain says:

This is what really happened when pime played chicken with MOTORMASTER,

Nov 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

Hey! look what I found at the flea market.

Nov 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

After seeing his name on a G2 Gobot, Prime's attempted suicide yielded less-than-stellar results. "Ouch" said damaged Autobot leader before being towed away and rebuilt as Lazer Optimus Prime.

Nov 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

Cheesy Animation-$100
Rocks in the path-$200
Bag of Tacks-Priceless

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

Episode #99 - Death of Optimus Prime...again.
OP-That the last time you went joy riding you little puke.

Nov 21, 2001

Anonymous says:

Beta-7: Next time you let one rip that big Prime, dont stand under a ledge!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Beta-7: sigh * smacks her forhead * Prime, how many times do I have to tell you Not to play leap-frog with Omega supreme?....

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Oh, OH! Better get MAACO

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Buy me! My playwear is slight but I work just fine!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

I'll get you next time, Speed Racer!!!

Nov 16, 2001

Anonymous says:

This is what happens when
friends let friends drive
drunk.

Nov 16, 2001

Anonymous says:

oh the insurance company is gonna have a field day with this...

Nov 13, 2001

Anonymous says:

Maybe I overestimates my abilities by saying I could beat Bruticus and Devastator both without transforming

Nov 11, 2001

Roadbuster says:

Ginrai:"Motormaster I tell ya I'm not Prime you just roadkilled the wrong guy!"

Nov 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

I think I.... need a chiropractor....

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

This new PVC format just doesn't take the damage

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

GETING UP UOT OF BED WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA,OOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Nov 8, 2001

Anonymous says:

Chasing fembots is dangerios to ur health......OUCH!!!!!!!

Nov 8, 2001

MEGATRON says:

Man I knew this would happen if I went to Track's house for a drink, first he'd slip me bad energon, then leave me in the middle of nowhere after his damn S&M games. man my back panel is sore!

Nov 8, 2001

Optimus says:

I KNEW I wouldn't make that curve!

Nov 3, 2001

Anonymous says:

What we'd like to see happen to ALL diesel trucks

Nov 3, 2001

Rapier says:

Rodimus: Optimus&#8230; why, I&#8217;m not worthy to lead the Autobots!
Ratchet: Don&#8217;t worry about it, he&#8217;ll be back, he&#8217;s resurrected plenty of times&#8230;

Nov 3, 2001

Rapier says:

Optimus Prime: Bah, just a flesh wound, I AM INVINCIBLE!

Nov 3, 2001

Black Arachnis says:

damn, I thougth this was a roadrunner cartoon.

Nov 2, 2001

Snake says:

prime behind the autbot .... after the crash prime just wasn't the same

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

This is the last time I let you drive, Gin Rai!