The Ultimate Caption Contest
Baby Marissa minus her clothes
74 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Heckfire says:
Hello, Sunbow Entertainment. My name is Chris Hansen. I was wondering if you'd please have a seat over here...
ChevyTron says:
Hurry, get the gun before she blows her brains out! I've seen babies, they all have an oral fixation.
Swerve says:
Grimlock: Me Grimlock somehow understand that Marissa turn from adult into baby, what Grimlock not understand is where did Marissa face go?
hot rod 907 says:
grimlock: if she don't wear diapers, me grimock not need to change her!
kup: the you need to use a pooper scooper!
grimlock: me grimlock say D'OH!
Halo2addict says:
G1 Grimlock: Where Keanu Reeves when him needed? If he here, he use powers he have in Wachowski brothers' movies, Matrix trilogy to make Baby Marissa into Adult Marissa, only put her clothes back on her first.
Kup: Uh, Grimlock Keanu Reeves can�
darth_paul says:
Flint: Damn, now I've got to raise her all over again! I'm too old for this S**t!
Roadshadow says:
The TF cleverly disguised as Marissa's raygun: Dammit I'm not ready for babysitting yet!
Tiedye says:
This is what happens when you take shots and play strip poker at the same time. Learn form her mistake ladies!
Pokejedservo says:
There is a reason why the sudden need of re-age blasters has arisen and Flint's caution about it. ;)
snavej says:
Marissa: Monkey fudge arse bracket!
Hapless Spotty Teenage Worker: Mr. Johnson, it happened again!
Galaxy_Convoy says:
To make a proper caption for this, I must quote Brian off of Family Guy.
"Wrong! Wrong!"
Grendel says:
"And at Starscream's Daycare, we take pride in being the only daycare center with a fireing range and 'Little Con' brand laser weapons, for all the little kiddies to enjoy!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Janie's got a gun,Janie's got a gun.Her whole world's come undone.From lookin' straight at the sun
What did her daddy do?What did he put you through?
They said when Janie was arrested.They found him underneath a train,but man he had
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Hasbro Executive," MY GOD SOMEONE GET THIS CHILD A 1-2-3 TRANSFORMER! Hook'em while their young.....like cigerettes."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! United States Child Safety Services here we're gonna hafta take that toy Shockwave gun away from that kid. It is wayyyyy to realistic looking.
ReinaHW says:
When Marissa tried out the new and improved wrinkle cream, she didn't read the fine print on the back of the jar which clearly stated: Do not use if under 40 years of age, do not use if using energy powered weapons and do be sure to have spare cloth
snavej says:
If only she had taken out the vibrator earlier, she wouldn't have had that unfortunate damage.
snavej says:
Marissa had a thumb-sucking problem - she couldn't get the thumb into her mouth.
snavej says:
Marissa: You call this day care?
Decepticon guard: No, I call it a holding pen in a death camp.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Young Marissa lost her parents in a plane crash she was found and raised a Transformer, and.........My go this joke stinks.......THE LEGEND OF TRANZAN!
Zeedust says:
She's not exactly minus her clothes... They're just a couple dozen sizes too big for her. Yeah, I know, nitpick, nitpick... But I don't feel comfortable talking about this picture tonight. Anything I try to make jokes about just gives me
Zeedust says:
Is it just me, or have the caption contest pics gotten creepier and creepier over the past three weeks? You're scaring me, Ryan.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Narrator's voice,"It is the year 2005, and Michael Jackson's child molesting habits have grown to epic proportions."
Narrator walks on screen.
"Marrisa is just one of millions of innocent victims of Michael Jackson. She has no
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Marissa,"Oh come on I am NOT attending school again, but then again I do have a laser gun.....I'LL SHOW THOSE CHEERLEADERS WHO'S POPULAR!!!!"
snavej says:
If someone had warned me they were planning to do this, I could have prepared by bringing some diapers!
Road Turtle says:
Babies, and high-powered energy particle blasters of death don't mix.
Road Turtle says:
Somewhere, someone is singing, "I like little girls, they make me feel so good. I like little girls, they make me feel so bad..."
Road Turtle says:
Curious as to how Soundwave and his Cassettacons 'Mass-Shift' into tiny archaic analogue devices, Marissa attempts to mass-shift herself; with disastrous results .
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS LEFT THE BABY UNATTENDED?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Both hands on the keyboard you sick freak!
YEAH YOU! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
CyberTooth says:
"While we acknowledge some of these pictures are easy to make vulgar or obscene comments to..."
Zeedust says:
Prime thought "lolicon" was just another Decepticon subgroup until he learned the shocking truth.
1337W422102 says:
Next week...
ADULT MARISSA MINUS HER CLOTHES, only at Seibertron.com!
dabattousai says:
Due to demand for a topless Marissa, the company decided to do it the censorship way.
The_Fortress_Maximus says:
Observer: Quickly time displacement, make her an adult again...oh please, oh please, oh please.
cybertron_megatron says:
Optimus Prime: Bloody Starscream. I knew he was the dodgy type...
Baby Marissa: Waaa.....
First-Aid says:
I never wanted to do this for a living you know. I...I...I always...wanted to be...a LUMBERJACK!
PG13 says:
Top Story from News at 11
Young child left behind at line to new Transformer Movie
snavej says:
My mama lets me play with high-powered laser guns from Cybertron! I think she feels sorry for me because I am ginger.
MechaRaptor says:
'Oh my god,I'm topless!!!'
This was not the fan-service that all the marissa fans had hoped for.
