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| TECH SPECS |
| STR: |
10 |
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| INT: |
10 |
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| SPD: |
10 |
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| END: |
10 |
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| RNK: |
10 |
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| CRG: |
10 |
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| FRP: |
10 |
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| SKL: |
10 |
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| ALTERNATE MODE |
| Class: |
Gadget |
| Desc: |
Cassette |
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| Mission: |
72% |
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| Arena: |
50% |
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| Kills: |
3313 (0.64 per day) |
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Iron Pig
"6 in1, 5-part-Cassette-Strike-Force-C, GO!"
Level 11 Decepticon
Iron Pig's Bio
Showed up at Decepticon HQ a few years ago, claiming she was eager to once again serve alongside Soundwave and his kids just like she used to in amphibious operations in SE Asia and the Pacific. Although glad to have any new faces in those trying times, with their old Serpent's Lair recruitment center temporarily shut down, her newfound allies finally got perturbed by 3 things:
1.) Parts of the stories she's always telling about the good ol' days just don't make any sense: Soundwave's never been known to wield a sword or have huge human letters on his chest. Some of her fellow cassettes sound vaguely familiar, but with their personalities, coloration, and faces all wrong, including a yellow guy who sounds like Ravage but actually claims he's a dog.
2.) At least three of these guys also sound a lot like Ramhorn, whom she herself strongly resembles except for...
3.) ...her bizarre, constantly smiling face, which along with her squeaky voice makes her seem like something Soundwave might've created solely to infiltrate Hello Kitty's home planet. Not impossible, as Squawkbox was likely conceived as a ringer for the Decepticon basketball team, but most 'cons who spend more than a day around her start to get uneasy. They appreciate her willingness to pack enormous cannons onto her tiny frame when she goes into battle, but even then her laughter while blowing enemies to smithereens bears an eerie resemblance to how the Autobots' most efficient killing machine Wheelie used to eviscerate their friends with his lightsaber.
So it was perhaps inevitable that she was eventually stuck with The Misaligned, where she's only the 5th most disturbing/annoying 'con, tops. Only Mantessa gets really irritated with her, as Iron Pig frequently outperforms her as a medic, despite not having any of her scientific training or ambition, and apparently not even noticing this fact herself.
What is the incredible secret of Iron Pig's origin?!? The answer may well be decided on Carob Island...
WTF!?!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=242829
At over 10,000, topscore for my whole team, by about 4X. And she was level 1. If you know the KO cassette I based her off of, that is slaggin' hilarious:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=246661
Top Con in a no-win situation:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=28645
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=30276
And she was the second to join after Magnus! Just funny, that's all.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=34689
5,608: Her best at level 2!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=35522
She got everyone out without a scratch!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=40616
Her greatest loss! Almost half her record!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=4285
What if they threw a Hell, and nobody came?
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=261
Another mission we should've lost:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=1700
Interesting way to come out on top, that's all...
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=49194
And here I REALLY don't understand how she came in first:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=54546
Just a fun match of levels and numbers:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=64899
Her best since her reboot (which I may have to undo anyway):
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=76967
6,144: Her NEW best since the reset!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=3219
10,514! A New Record!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=28054
Another one where she surprisingly came out #1:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=30114
Another interesting one; good show, Bit!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=33689
6,288, and top of the Hell, just for repairing 3% worth of damage!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=35678
Something must've gone horribly wrong with her last reset, but no sense in complaining:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=37466
HO-LY...Midnight, January 28, 2011: 23,206!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New record for whole team. By almost 2X. Iron Pig rises up from the grave.
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=39840
14,916! And here I thought the upgrade for the infrared cannon 2 hours ago was a waste:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=58972
4,4,4,3,3,2 beats 6,6,3,3,1? I guess the math checks out, but it still seems unlikely:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=63157
Contest-Repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=73522
Contest-Repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=74082
Contest-Repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=78336
22,522! Almost beat the record:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=80413
Her repairs made the difference this time:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=89459
SH:#33
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=95230
SH:#10: Predaking
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=100939
1 on 1 win!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=101440
4 beat 7:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=103829
Levels were unbalanced, but still a cool win:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=21460
Again, it's no mystery why we won, but still:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=42032
27,450!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=44169
38,222!!! 4 kills, including the final blow!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=5856
29,904! I believe Name Violation made the first level 10s today:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=17309
Next mission, 35,680. I could get used to this:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=17377
4X5>5+5+6+7!!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=64258
123,820, falling just short of Mantissa's old team record on 10/8/2011:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=65939
New Record: 353,904!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=156424
New 2nd best: 260,634!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=157489
Really weird one, with no one to repair:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=169845
305,104!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=230882
305,360!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=267584
Endurance beats strafing? Or is it strength?
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=275037
NEW record: 414,184!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=289344
I gotta' get me one o' them!:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=424493
574,208!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=450407
714,708!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=457373
1,019,880!!!!!!! First on the team to break a million!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=458356
And then, just 3 missions later, 1,129,960!!!!!!! And perfect health (thanks Satanstorm):
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=458650
Third time scoring a million, and she ends the battle by taking out Hallowjack!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=490522
Terrible example of how the 2-medic thing can bite you in the ass, even if you score more points:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=29377
923,624:
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=168476
1,004,008!!!!!!!
http://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=255753
1,121,178!!!!!!! A new record!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=468337
1,575,104!!!!!!! The newest record!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=72884
1,572,864!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=75452
1,812,914!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=150040
1,040,384!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=375518
Another experiment with the medic/strafing exploit has her almost break a million for the first time in a long time:
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=47640
11/5/2023: 1,090,000 and 100% heath!!!!!!!
https://www.seibertron.com/heavymetalwar/view_mission.php?mission_id=168330
Iron Pig's recent battles
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