Mr. Optimus Prime Calls Jason 'Megatron' Burrows Out!

Yep ... slow news day.

Burn wrote:Yep ... slow news day.

C'mon how about fun news day! Yeah you might say is this news, but it has caused people to have a lot of fun thinking about it in this thread...

http://seibertron.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9914&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=

So relax, and enjoy it, or don't. Some people will think it is interesting.

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tigertracks 24 wrote:

Burn wrote:Yep ... slow news day.

C'mon how about fun news day! Yeah you might say is this news, but it has caused people to have a lot of fun thinking about it in this thread...

http://seibertron.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9914&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=

So relax, and enjoy it, or don't. Some people will think it is interesting.

Actually I read it on TWF2005 yesterday where "Megatron" even responded.

This could be interesting. At least something to laugh about.

I'm feckineejit in this thread over at DIGG.com

http://www.digg.com/movies/Real_Life_Optimus_Prime_Challenges_Megatron_To_A_Duel

The next contest, is a Seibertron street fight...

Why can't they name themselves after Street Fighter characters instead?

If this is news, this is an incredibly bloody slow news day.

megatron gonna whopp hes ass :p

Although I'm a Decepticon, I'm gonna go w/Prime. That's all I have to say about that.

Wow. I'm putting down some Energon on Prime.

In fact, why not have an Energon betting system for HMW on the fight?

As for the fight itself, it might be on HMW.

This is great!

I'm expecting one guy to come out ready to fight with a fifth of Jack, and the other to come out with some cheap weapons from a flee market and a hand full of magic cards screaming "I'm +10 defense, let me roll some dice before I attack" then gets his ass kicked while screaming "+10... +10..."

Who's gonna be who is something I just can't wait to see!

This is a load of hooey. Yeah, I said it..."hooey." Why can't these people just let the mythos of Transformers be the mythos, and not be idiotic with the name changing.

It was stupid to begin with, and it's still stupid now.

Word.

One Shall Stand One Shall get his name revoked!

Stuff like this makes me want to vomit. (And I have Emitophobia, so I hate, *HATE* vomiting.)

If it was for charity (like someone had mentioned) perhaps this would be worthy of even mock respect, but this is so sad and pathetic it just makes me want to be violently ill.

This is some f*ckin' stupid sh*t.

...why aren't we allowed to club stupid people?

First the battle took place in the animated realm. Then it moved to the virtual (CG) realm, then the movie screen. Now it takes place in real life... XD

Out of loyalty, I stand by the side of my Master (Ave!)but I agree with OP: why not changing his name instead of the middle name?

Yep. I was wondering about this days ago. I am surprised that I took this long.

I say make it a ladder match >:)

Like I said in the other thread, unless this is a fight to the death, it's completely pointless and stupid.

Or... a fight to the death for charity. Whatever.

Horrible. Let these douche bags exploit their gay oil rub down somewhere else and leave my beloved transformers out of it.

I just think its funny. But I say Optimus can totally kick his butt.

*Elita_One* wrote:Dammit, someone tell me what the hell is going on!!

Unfortunately, you're stuck in the middle with the rest of us, so you'll have to learn what it's all about. (once explained, you'll hate me for it, because you'll need to pour Drano on your brain to remove it. It's that f*ckin' stupid.)

2001 (I believe...) an Ohio native who's in the military, decided to have his name legally changed to MR Optimus Prime. (I sh*t you not, he actually did this. His wife (or girlfriend, I don't remember exactly) and kid now have the last name Prime as well.)

For more information, click this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Pr ... soldier%29

And then last week, this Jason "Megatron" Burrows fellow decided to have his middle name legally changed to Megatron. (Click this following link for sad truth... http://www.flickr.com/photos/punkjr/698895174/ )

Now, "Optimus Prime" has called out "Megatron" for a battle.
(Yes, I'm 100% serious, and yes it is that f*cking pathetic.)

We don't even know if they're remotely serious or not, burt if they are, we hope this "battle" is for charity at the very least. If it isn't, then I hope we're allowed to beat the stupid out of people, because this goes beyond ridiculousness.

It's one thing to name yourself after a character (it's excessive, but I can deal with it. It's happened before.) this...is a completely different and totally *INSANE* matter.

Now, Elita...don't you feel just a little dumber having learned all of that? I know I sure do.

...*cries* I just felt a braincell die!

pittsburg_22_m wrote:Horrible. Let these douche bags exploit their gay oil rub down somewhere else and leave my beloved transformers out of it.

Wow, excessively wrong. That's pretty crude to put it that way. However, I do understand where you're coming from (anger wise) and fully agree.

This is stupid.

Will it end lives? Of course not.
Is it so stupid it hurts? You betcha.

I'm so terribly embarrassed right now, if I get any redder my face will explode.

Seriously, get 40 other people and have a real life version of Battle Royale. My money's on Optimus.

*Elita_One* wrote:Holy shit, my IQ just dropped considerably.

Sad, isn't it? Don't feel bad, we're all a bit more stupid after it.

And before anyone says anything, let me clear this up right now.

Regardless of how stupid this is, or the name changing, MR Optimus Prime has my full respect because he goes out there and helps defend us. I fully support our military and our soldiers, even if I don't support the war.

No matter how ridiculous I think he is for all of this TF crap, he still has my respect in every other way, so don't even try and say otherwise.

This is so fucking lame. It's like calling yourself Penis.

kary wrote:This is so **** lame. It's like calling yourself Penis.

HAHA! Thank you! That was a good laugh, and oh so true.

This whole thing is like an E-Penis contest for the most pathetic.

I've chatted with Mr. Optimus Prime, he seems like a pretty nice guy, and I respect he & his unit for serving over in Baghdad... If he wanted to change his name, who cares? Does it affect you in any way? No? Oh, then ignore it... Obviously his wife has no qualms about being Mrs. Prime, so why should you?

As for the "Call out", I assume it was begun in jest... But as I haven't read the other threads yet, I can't say for certain. It sounds like something I'd do for the heck of it... You change your name to reflect that of a character you respect, and find out someone changed theirs to that of 'your' arch-enemy? Come on, who wouldn't?

Methusalen wrote:I've chatted with Mr. Optimus Prime, he seems like a pretty nice guy, and I respect he & his unit for serving over in Baghdad... If he wanted to change his name, who cares? Does it affect you in any way? No? Oh, then ignore it... Obviously his wife has no qualms about being Mrs. Prime, so why should you?

As for the "Call out", I assume it was begun in jest... But as I haven't read the other threads yet, I can't say for certain. It sounds like something I'd do for the heck of it... You change your name to reflect that of a character you respect, and find out someone changed theirs to that of 'your' arch-enemy? Come on, who wouldn't?

I wouldn't. Many others wouldn't either.

This i want to see. Seeing as how Prime is in the Armed forces my money is on him right now. All i have to say is.......

"GET IT ON"

Poor Megatron he never did anything to nobody! Bad Optimus Prime.
By the way do you know Optimus Prime wrote a fan letter to IDW?

Oh and again by the way, it is a very stupid thing to change your name to a TF name.

i think its a bit of an overreaction, by everyone else, it seems to me that this whole "calling out" was started as a joke and i find it funny that people assume that hes upset about the fact that he didnt want to change his entire name and i doubt he actually wants to have a knock down drag out fight. Its odd that people want to change their names to that of their childhood heroes, but its THEIR business not ours.
That said, Id love to see the two in TF costumes with some sock em boppers!!

teroh1988 wrote:i think its a bit of an overreaction, by everyone else, it seems to me that this whole "calling out" was started as a joke and i find it funny that people assume that hes upset about the fact that he didnt want to change his entire name and i doubt he actually wants to have a knock down drag out fight. Its odd that people want to change their names to that of their childhood heroes, but its THEIR business not ours.
That said, Id love to see the two in TF costumes with some sock em boppers!!

Joke or not, the whole damned thing is stupid and embarrassing for the rest of us (if news of this idiocy gets out).

That's my problem with it.

And some will say it doesn't bother them (and they're most likely telling the truth) but there are more than just me and Elita who are ready to hide the fact that we're even in this fandom because of silly crap like the topic at hand.

Autobot032 wrote:
...why aren't we allowed to club stupid people?

Cuz that would wipe out our entire species!

Noisemaze wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:
...why aren't we allowed to club stupid people?

Cuz that would wipe out our entire species!

Now that was the best line I've heard all day!

I doubt this is serious, in the manner that people are hoping. Just a little fun jesting by the involved parties. Don't let it ruin your day or anything.

tigertracks 24 wrote:

Noisemaze wrote:

Autobot032 wrote:
...why aren't we allowed to club stupid people?

Cuz that would wipe out our entire species!

Now that was the best line I've heard all day!

I doubt this is serious, in the manner that people are hoping. Just a little fun jesting by the involved parties. Don't let it ruin your day or anything.

*points to bolded part* Damn right.

*sigh* It's just a joke thingie guys... I swear... everything's gotta be taken so seriously.

I'm surprised no one has stated how this "mock" battle is going to rape their childhoods.

Bleh. Get over yourselves.

HAHAHA!!! i want to see them beat the shit out of eachother, wearing a cosply of their respective name!

one shall stand one shall fall..... go optimus prime.

Heard has it that Megatron's friends just changed their names to Soundwave, Thunder Cracker and sky warp and Prime's friends have changed their names to Iron hide, Prowl and Jazz.

lol cool.

Posting this as "news" only furthers the belief that transformer fans are DORKS. Thanks, now I have to hide my collection when friends come over !

Oh stop being pathetic.
Normal is undefinable, and so there is absolutely nothing wrong with buying tfs.

Op vs Megs

SUIT UP

Meh. At least they're not going all Star Trek with a full-on Klingon wedding, complete with costumes and absolute fluency in the Klingon language.

lol 2 grown men probably in their 30's calling out to each other and have a battle. probably a great time to laugh about. if they are going to battle each they might as well take some boxing lessons and spar against each other. lol i want to see that. nah screw the boxing lesson they should take martial art lessons and put them in a ring and let them scrap. lol probably one of the greatest MMA fights in the world lol.

So damn sad, but hilariously sad at the same time.
Bet if it ever went ahead, the betting agencies would have Optimus at odds of $1.01 for Prime to $10 for Megatron.