Hasbro's new venture: TRANSFORMERS cologne for men

Choose from 2 flavours!

Rusty Mech or Oily Lubricant! Buy your's today!

I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year...

Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?

Seibertron wrote:Wouldn't this smell a little bit like "oil" or a grease monkey after a long day of work?

Some girls may find that hot and sexy. In my experience, most girls like guys to smell "manly", with a little deodorant and maybe some aftershave, but they don't really like cologne.

Anyway, couldn't they have at least packaged it in a transforming package or something? Or put it in a TF-shaped squirt bottle?

Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" ...They can call it, the AllGasim.

"I see Botcon being a far smellier place this year..."


Oh god, don't say that! I hate perfumes and colognes, they reek and give me a headache. Many workplaces are even banning them, that should give an idea of how many people this crap actually irritates. As far as girls go, most girls I've ever talked to or overheard despise cologne (sorry AXE guys, Old Spice men, and you too celebrity brand stink wearers) and think it's generally something guys with poor hygiene slather on to cover up their funk. I know my girlfriend always has a snide comment when she walks past a guy stinking of cologne, so there's another one.


I think transformers probably smell like stainless steel (yes, it has a scent) and perhaps oil. The smellier ones probably stink like transmission fluid and old grease, but that's just speculation.

*Biggest, loudest facepalm ever*

Elvaan wrote:

LMFAO! That pretty much represents my reaction! Who is steering this Titanic towards the iceberg?

Well, since there allready was a toothbrush and shampoo made for the Bayformers....

OK, the only reason I'm not surprised is, there was allready something similar made for Star Trek, the Red Shirt cologne (which is just brilliant idea)

Anybody for some radiator coolant? Transmission fluid maybe? This is ridiculous.

ConBotFormer wrote:Uhm...okay...what next? TransFormers condoms. Mega Big, Optimum Performance, Prime Pleasure, Star Screamer and the Devastator!

And then Hasbro will come out with a little TransForming blue pill for the, "fallen" ...They can call it, the AllGasim.

LOL!!!!! XD That made my day!!!

Theyll probably call it "Mecha Musk."

"Men, now is your chance to smell like a robot. You'll have an odor that goes along with your personality."

the funniest part is the price.

like its not sad enough they actually made a transformers cologne, but its under 20 dollars? yeah....i don't think so tim. lol

Repent, repent, the apacolypse is upon us!

Transfomers has just jumped the shark.

Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".

What the f is wrong with hasbro they will make stupid calongne but no condoms whats wrong with them lol but seriously what were they thinking

Brakethrough wrote:Please, please, please call it "Old Spike".

For some reason, that sounds just wrong...

I'm gonna put it on my balls.

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

Sounding like Cleveland from Family Guy: "That's just nasty!"

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

Feel free, but don't miss or it will sting.

well its official the transformers brand has sold out. Who in their right mind would thing this was a good idea? Talk about milking the franchise for all its worth. Guess hasbros following George Lucas' method these days.

As only The Ogre from "Revenge of the Nerds" could say... "NERDS!"... "I smell nerds".

I love Transformers, and that's my thing... but the last thing I need is to smell like a cheap mass produced product... I mean that's what KO's are for anyway.

I dont think any nerd will have the courage to buy it, but I see it ending up in Christmas stockings of collectors...

Delicon wrote:sold out

I agree, they sure have sold out!

Well, they could have made something that was worse then this.

Transformers: The Enema

Transformers Feminine Douche

Transformers Pregnancy Test Kits

Transformers themed barf bags for kids on airplane trips

A Transfomers themed toilet brush

And the list goes on.


Edit: One thing I forgot to add-
Why not Transformers toilet paper?
You could wipe Megatron's face on your rectum.

Rated X wrote:I dont think any nerd will have the courage to buy it, but I see it ending up in Christmas stockings of collectors...

My prediction is that it will end up in Five Below and similar stores by the end of the year and we'll ALL be getting it for Christmas. I've already been given a Transformers animated lunchbox (I am 32 with no kids and haven't owned a lunchbox since at least 1986) so I seriously wouldn't doubt "Optimusk Prime" showing up in my stocking.

This seriously may be the worst idea in Transformers history.

Hey, the old metal lunch boxes are cool. I have one on my movie shelf to store all my audio/video/USB/etc cables in. The plastic ones, not so much. Put that and the cologne in a trash bag and set it at the curb for Wreck-Gar.

I can just hear all the girlfriends and wives out there: "Gee honey, you smell like lubricant this evening. Are you wearing that transformer cologne?"
And the response: "Yea baby, it's the new Energon aroma. Puts hair on your chest."

omega666 wrote::-$ I'm gonna put it on my balls.

.... You are a sad strange little man

Uh... do I wanna smell like a tractor-trailer?

Praxus Prime wrote:Uh... do I wanna smell like a tractor-trailer?

All kidding aside, I'm super duper curious as to what this smells like.

Not curious enough to buy it, mind you.

It will probably smell like Prime's transmission fluid.

OMG!!! You have got to be kinding me! Sorry that will be a Mega-Pass!

I may be a girl but for some strange reason I feel obligated to buy it just for giggles and curiosity purposes........I mean, who doesn't want to smell like Optimus Prime and be a consumer whore at the same time?!

Maybe it was intended to spray on the toys? "NOW YOU FEEL PRETTY DON'T YOU MEGATRON?!"