April Fools': Deskcepticon Stapletron Revealed by Hasbro

I approve of this new, bold direction. All Hail Hasbro.

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

Frieza is reincarnated as a stapler?

Man, Dragon Ball Super is AMAZING.

"CURSE YOU, OPTIMOUSE PRIME!"

"Heheheheh. It looks like you're having trouble defeating the Officebots. Would you like some help with that, MIGHTY STAPLETRON?"

"SILENCE, STARSCREEN!"

Shortly after Stapletron, Hasbro also reveals the highly anticipated members of the Memobots: Emphasis Maximus and Binder Supreme! We cannot stress enough how stoked we all are at this announcement, check it out below!

The war for Cybertron is getting professional. New from Transformers, the OFFICE BOTS series lets you bring the battle to the workplace with the MEMOBOTS and DESKCEPTICONS.

We joke, but it would be the easiest thing for a company to just take the license and put autoot and decepticon symbols on office supplies. I am surprised we dont have that yet (unless we already do).

Hahaha, Deskcepticons - these are great.

I guess that's funny? Makes me ask whose writing hasbros humor? Michael Scott from the office?

kurthy wrote:Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

His red sparktwin Swingline was far superior, in my opinion.

brokenchopstick wrote:

kurthy wrote:Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

His red sparktwin Swingline was far superior, in my opinion.

But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Botcon stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set Cybertron on fire...

kurthy wrote:

brokenchopstick wrote:

kurthy wrote:Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler...

His red sparktwin Swingline was far superior, in my opinion.

But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Botcon stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set Cybertron on fire...

I'll take my shanix elsewhere. I-I'll write a letter to Unicron and have this place dismembered.

I could put Cosmic Rust in the Energon goodies.

See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Are you saying you don't want these? Because I sure do.

kurthy wrote:

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Are you saying you don't want these? Because I sure do.

I wouldn't mind having Emphasis Maximus; reminds me of this guy.

Dr Va'al wrote:

OK, I got this.

http://www.office1export.com/files/o/0c ... e4e6ea.png

PUNCH

Feared for his power, but certainly not his BRAINpower, PUNCH is STAPLETRON'S loyal enforcer, making sure no DESKEPTICON gets out of line!

STRENGTH: 9
INTELLIGENCE: 2
SPEED: 6

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

william-james88 wrote:

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

What's this now? Are you pulling another April Fools joke?

kurthy wrote:

william-james88 wrote:

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

What's this now? Are you pulling another April Fools joke?

No, not at all, its here, Reflector was in the title:

http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/news/rundown-of-rumoured-upcoming-transformers-titans-return-toys-broadside-getaway-legends-kickback-and-reflector-and-more/34811/

This was corroborated on other sites (I think it was tfw?) but that it would be a con exclusive and within the CW line.

So yes, Hasbro did not lie to us last year in April Fools. These toys take 2 years to make, they knew it was coming out.

william-james88 wrote:

kurthy wrote:

william-james88 wrote:

o.supreme wrote:See...now this I think most fans can agree, have a laugh, and move on. Looking at looking back at 2015 however...hopefully Hasbro learned not to tease the fans with something they actually would have wanted.

Well it turns out they werent lieing last year, we will be getting a CW reflector, thats been confirmed from multiple sources. Sadly, certain sources have claimed that it will be a con exclusive

What's this now? Are you pulling another April Fools joke?

No, not at all, its here, Reflector was in the title:

http://www.seibertron.com/transformers/news/rundown-of-rumoured-upcoming-transformers-titans-return-toys-broadside-getaway-legends-kickback-and-reflector-and-more/34811/

This was corroborated on other sites (I think it was tfw?) but that it would be a con exclusive and within the CW line.

So yes, Hasbro did not lie to us last year in April Fools. These toys take 2 years to make, they knew it was coming out.

Damn, I hate Con Exclusives, they're always ridiculously expensive and low quantities.

Randomhero wrote:I guess that's funny? Makes me ask whose writing hasbros humor? Michael Scott from the office?

Its a better joke than this

Typical Hasbro, the good guy to bad guy ratio is once again skewed towards the good guys.
(Totally taking a 'Con sticker to work on Tuesday and putting it on my stapler)

I know these are April Fools but they should actually make these.