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Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:59 pm

Here's a tribute to fan favorite... Wheelie!
And his undeniable destiny... Wheelimus Prime! (eventually)

So let's dedicate this thread for our future great leader. By doing what he does best: creating Rhymes!

(What ever you wanna say here... please rhymes only. Thanks) :grin:

Here goes:

To start the year, we give Wheelimus a cheer! 8)
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Defcon! » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:42 pm

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Me grimlock will rhyme for friend wheelie anytime! Because him wheelie friend till the very end!
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:52 pm

Defcon!,

Thanks for joining,
let's keep this going! 8)
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Tekka » Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:57 pm

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Wheelie is happy to see this thread,
and gives thanks to the lord for his daily bread.

To Auto Bot for being a sport,
and Defcon for his staunch support.

One day Wheelie shall be your leader,
with his Deputy Blurr, the nefarious speeder.

Decepticons will tremble when they hear my name,
Wheelie shall rise to the heights of fame.

Until Optimus Prime comes back from the dead,
Wheelie shall serve you all in his stead.

Hot Rod, Magnus, Kup and Arcee,
All can't help but nod and agree.

Wheelie will prove he is right for the job,
and hopes you won't join that approaching lynch mob.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Sherade » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:05 pm

He gets his own thread?
Why not me instead?
I wish Wheelie was dead.
:P
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Defcon! » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:18 pm

Motto: ""No one escapes Defcon. No one.""
Weapon: Plasma Blaster
Me wheelie wont die just strive to survive! To all those who come scream TILL ALL ARE ONE!!!!!!!
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Mon Dec 31, 2007 2:29 pm

Roll on the floor and laugh out loud, :lol: :lol:

You guys make Wheelimus proud! :SMUG:
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Defcon! » Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:06 pm

Motto: ""No one escapes Defcon. No one.""
Weapon: Plasma Blaster
It's been a heck of a year as wheelie can see!
    With Hotrod and Springer fighting over Arcee!
    With Unicron dead we can sleep easily in bed!
    Except for Unicrons big fat orbiting head!
    I've made lots of friends this year and some in the past but all of the Decepticons can kiss my orange A--!
    If Optimus Prime should happen to fall!
    Me Wheelie will be there to pick up the ball!
    So don't fret and never fear!
    THE YEAR OF WHEELIMUS IS FINALLY HERE!
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:51 pm

Tekka and Defcon!, these rhymes are really awesome!
Both you and Wheelie will make such a threesome! :lol:

(Amazing poems, lads. Amazing!
You set the road a blazing!)
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:54 pm

Sherade wrote:He gets his own thread?
Why not me instead?
I wish Wheelie was dead.
:P


Sherade's rhyme is no small fry,
Good rhymes like this is hard to come by. ;;)
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Dragonoth » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:23 am

I wish that I had something to say, but I'm not good at rhyming that way.

Wheelie, it seems, has more than we know, to rhyme like that in every show.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Tekka » Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:26 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Sherade wrote:He gets his own thread?
Why not me instead?
I wish Wheelie was dead.
:P

Wheelie gets a thread because he's so insane,
but your useless banter is really quite inane.

Your vocals run without refrain, singing "Wheelie should be dead",
but Wheelie has a rhyme for you, to fill your heart with dread.

Him Grimlock friend, and to you I say "Don't mess with us peon",
for if your jive results in rage, you'll be lunch on Junkion.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Defcon! » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:38 am

Motto: ""No one escapes Defcon. No one.""
Weapon: Plasma Blaster
    Me wheelie hung over from energon shots! While partying and dancing with other drunk bots! The time has come to stand and cheer! For the year of WHEELIEMUS is finally here!
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Tekka » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:41 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
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Your Wheelie talks like a Dinobot,
if he were in school he'd never be a swot.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Defcon! » Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:49 am

Motto: ""No one escapes Defcon. No one.""
Weapon: Plasma Blaster
Wheelie say you right alright will fix my speech to make it tight! Wheelie speech was right i thought, but did come off like dinobot! :grin:
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:20 pm

Ah.. all these rhymes are music to the ears,
Feels high, like standing on top of the Sears!
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Dragonoth » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:45 pm

They say, in Japan, Wheelie doesn't rhyme. He's just a badass all the time.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Tekka » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:08 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Perhaps that Wheelie, hailing from the distant east,
would share with us a haiku, or a senryu at least.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:25 am

When things are disarray.
Wheelie saves the day.
So to Wheelie, let's all pray.
And we'll all have a happy day!
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Tekka » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:06 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
If you're in trouble he will save the day,
he's brave and he's fearless come what may,
without him the mission would go astray.

He's Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie.
Without him life would suck most severely.
Plus he's handsome trim and I mean it so sincerely.
the superiority is seen quite clearly.

He's Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie.
He's never been mistaken for Frenzy or Rumble,
and if on Decepticon turf he happens to tumble,
their defense will surely crumble.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
his command of senseless rhyming is uncanny,
how come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

Ask Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie, Wheelie.
More colourful than a yellow water lily,
and if you're in Japan you are quite lucky really,
'cause at least his name isn't Billy.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Auto Bot » Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:47 am

:)) :lol: :))
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby munkimus prime » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:38 pm

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Urgh to kill rising with no wheelie love its not suprising.
I think i will now leave before my eyes start to bleed.
it kind of rhymes at this time.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby NiteStar » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:13 am

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I think wheelie is gay.
He stares at Rodimus all day.

Or maybe he's into the young stuff.
Holding back from Daniel must be tuff.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby Tekka » Fri Jan 04, 2008 4:25 am

Motto: "I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now!"
Weapon: Multi-Function Sword
Surely this must all be slander,
or is it your desire to which you pander?

Most would go for Starscream and Megs,
not for Wheelie humping at Rodimus' legs.
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Re: Wheelimus Rhymes

Postby NiteStar » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:02 am

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Pander? Oh my dear friend surley you jist.
Accusations like that would make NiteStar pist.

However I see how Starscream and Megs would be a nice Pick.
But I think Wheelie has an eye for Rodimus's d*ck. :-P
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