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Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 5:47 pm
by JetOptimus23
Is there any need to explain?


K.O!

Nuff said.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:25 am
by Shadowman
The problem with it is that Scott usually gets his ass kicked fierce before the fight is over. Hell, he couldn't even beat Todd or Lucas in a straight-up fight, and Gideon actually killed him! He had to do the fight TWICE and he even needed to double-team him with Ramona.

I feel really, really bad about this, but I have to give it to the nigh-indestructible glitter-monsters.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:23 pm
by JetOptimus23
Ah, but you need to have FIGHTING SKILLS to hurt Scott. Edward doesn't really have have any. He's weaker than pathel, who got OWNED by Scott. Lucas, Todd, and Gideon were all great fighters, which is why Scott had some trouble with them. Edward may be strong and fast, but Scott is strong, fast, and uses strategy. Again, fighting skills.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:39 pm
by Shadowman
JetOptimus23 wrote:Ah, but you need to have FIGHTING SKILLS to hurt Scott. Edward doesn't really have have any. He's weaker than pathel, who got OWNED by Scott. Lucas, Todd, and Gideon were all great fighters, which is why Scott had some trouble with them. Edward may be strong and fast, but Scott is strong, fast, and uses strategy. Again, fighting skills.


Scott doesn't use strategy, he goes in swinging blindly, and usually comes out on top, except for every evil ex after Patel.

Twilight "Vampires" are strong, fast, smart, have various superpowers, and have hundreds of years of experience behind them. Scott is strong and fast, but he's also a complete and utter idiot (Brought up by other characters repeatedly) who either barely wins, or only wins when he does something other than fighting. (Lucas Lee and Todd Ingram's defeats, for example)

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:43 pm
by Tweezy
I'd go with Pilgrim for these reasons:

-Twilight vampires, while it's not outright stated that they have any weaknesses (as far as I know) it is also not outright stated that they don't possess the same weaknesses (minus sunlight) that other vampires do.
-Scott Pilgrim (Being a videogamer and an expert fighter) would have no problem identifying and capitalizing on these weaknesses.
-While Edward Cullen can read minds and probably plan out Pilgrim's every move, let us remember that Todd Ingram also possessed the ability to read minds, and we all remember how well that worked out.
-Extra Lives. If Scott is given ample time to grind and pick up some 1-ups then this fight should be in the bag.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:00 pm
by Shadowman
Tweezy wrote:I'd go with Pilgrim for these reasons:

-Twilight vampires, while it's not outright stated that they have any weaknesses (as far as I know) it is also not outright stated that they don't possess the same weaknesses (minus sunlight) that other vampires do.


Actually yes it is.

Tweezy wrote:-Scott Pilgrim (Being a videogamer and an expert fighter) would have no problem identifying and capitalizing on these weaknesses.


Which is something he's never done before.

Tweezy wrote:-While Edward Cullen can read minds and probably plan out Pilgrim's every move, let us remember that Todd Ingram also possessed the ability to read minds, and we all remember how well that worked out.


Only in the movie.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:43 pm
by Editor
before posting my thought on the outcome remember two things.

1) I think Scott Pilgrim is awesome, I loved the books, enjoyed the movie, and am royally pissed that the DVD isn't loaded with the extras it should have gotten.

2) I hate Twilight with a passion. I have tried to give it the benefit of doubt due to friends who love every aspect of the franchise, but honestly I find it to be crap and setting back Vampires , werewolves and other assorted creatures.

That said, Scott doesn't have a chance in hell in this one. Even if you take the smartened up Scott from the end of Book 6, give him power-ups and teach him to use the Mythril Skateboard, there is only so much of an advantage he could acquire. Against one or a couple, maybe. But against "all" of them... not going to happen.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:25 pm
by MysteriousDewd
I have to agree, the author for Twilight made those things literally invincible and not even Buffy or Van Helsing would stand a chance sadly.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:09 pm
by JetOptimus23
This is why i hate Twilight. I change my choice to...dear god... Twilight. :BOOM: :BOOM: :BOOM:

I must go wash my hands 500000 times now.

Re: Scott Pilgrim vs. All of Twilight's Vampires.

PostPosted: Tue Oct 17, 2023 1:00 pm
by snavej
All are impossible. Scott Chmist wins.