For the sake of argument, let's just try to picture this scenario and we'll agree that a woman that hot would agree to wear an Optimus Prime outfit... Just because. She would. Of
COURSE She
WOULD.
Someone at Has/Tak clearly must have asked himself "How many young boys growing up in the 80's secretly wanted to sleep with Optimus Prime? No, not WITH Optimus but
WITH Optimus." Apparently, the number of affirmative responses must have been a rather high, meaning the majority on that board of overseers thought this was a GOOD idea.
OK, so what of it? Well, because you've got a PhD in Transformerology, this sexy woman (who is dressed, essentially, as a male robot) naturally finds you irresistibly sexy and as a result, the two of you begin to make passionate love. That surely must be what Has/Tak were leading to, doesn't it?
What I don't quite understand is how one is supposed to ... erm... engage with a famously masculine figure of childhood authority in such an intimate way, who happens to also be a machine... AND MALE. Did I mention MALE?
What, does she talk dirty to get you in the mood? She puts on her best Optimus Prime voice, telling your limp member to "transform and burn rubber?" or "take it out of neutral and back it in through the tailpipe." There are so many reasons why this is wrong... Or maybe I just need to get my mind out of the gutter.
What I don't get is how this is supposed to help Has/Tak sell more toys (which, I foolishly thought, was always going to remain their biggest priority).
"Megatron is the proof that tyranny is the finest form of government, under the right tyrant."
