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by **Emperor Primacron the 1st** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:46 pm

1337W422102 wrote:
Emperor Primacron the 1st wrote:
1337W422102 wrote:Johnny 5, R.O.B. and Wall-E gangraped an RC monster truck. This figure was the result.

That I would like to see.

Would make for a great TF prequeal comic.

Rule 34 Mechnoid Rape? Maybe the unlicensed Japanese comic...

So long as they translate it, I'll read it. :mrgreen:

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:22 pm

why im supposed to be a jet/car not a monster truck, hasbro will hear from my lawyer

j/k i actually like this wheelie

by **LordGrift** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:23 pm

One more thing... Look at that Mech Alive. Does he change from Decepticon to Autobot? I'm curious how they will use it in the movie.

News Credits: 4 · by **capellamusic** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:36 pm

As if 1 Wheelie wasn't enough for hating purposes we get a brand new one

.

Just kidding, I actually kinda like G1 Wheelie and have the Takara reissued toy

. This movie one looks... interesting

.

by **StarThunderWarp** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 5:40 pm

A Transformer that I could kill with a hammer? Lame.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:12 pm

a hammer wont kill it, megatrons foot wont kill it, only his G1 rhyming will kill it (probably)

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:35 pm

1337W422102 wrote:
T-Macksimus wrote:
Barrelass wrote: As far as the toy, so far I am fairly impressed with Jar-Jar-Wheelie...

Jar-Jar-Wheelie?? I can't believe you went there!

Well, my reality is officially F'ed up for the day. Time to lock myself in my room and gouge my eyes out. The bot-on-RC Car 4-way I could handle but...Jar-Jar??

*clicking heels together furiously, T-Macksimus starts mumbling*
"There's No Place Like Home...There's No Place Like Home..."

Could be worse! Could be bot-on-bot-on-bot-on-RC-truck-on-Jar-Jar.

Ooohhh major Ouch! (and yet oddly, disturbingly intriguing) I'm going out on a limb and guessing that I must have pissed you off in a past life AND this life. I swear, I'm going to sic my therapist on you!

The only thing worse than this is if one of my smart-ass children buys me the toy for my birthday. Actually, I can see both of them plotting together to do it. I trained them too well! There's no way I'll be able to maintain decent composure whilst unwrappping something like that.

News Credits: 4 · by **craggy** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:44 pm

goodness! as in "oh my" not as in "this is".

I suppose the best thing about that design is that it'll save me buying it. The allegiance change thing does sound like he might get a fairly big part in the film though. That coupled with his obviously kid-aimed looks (Wheel-E, son of Jonny 5) could mean that kids'll love him. Or, yeah, he could be the latest Jar-Jar-Former.

by **DCybertron** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:00 pm

now we have a "actual size!" toy alt mode

by **moonie** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:02 pm

so what, the decepticons yelled: GO BE AN AUTOBOT! at wheelie? becaus that's his faction sigil on the packaging.

News Credits: 3 · by **Highbeam** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:08 pm

1337W422102 wrote:
T-Macksimus wrote:
Barrelass wrote: As far as the toy, so far I am fairly impressed with Jar-Jar-Wheelie...

Jar-Jar-Wheelie?? I can't believe you went there!

Well, my reality is officially F'ed up for the day. Time to lock myself in my room and gouge my eyes out. The bot-on-RC Car 4-way I could handle but...Jar-Jar??

*clicking heels together furiously, T-Macksimus starts mumbling*
"There's No Place Like Home...There's No Place Like Home..."

Could be worse! Could be bot-on-bot-on-bot-on-RC-truck-on-Jar-Jar.

Oh no you didn't XD I'll never look at an R/C car or this thing the same EVER!!

News Credits: 3 · by **MYoung23** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:55 pm

omega666 wrote:He also looks like Roberto.

Which hand will be his stabbing hand?

by **Wheeljack144** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:57 pm

He looks more potentially irritating than frenzy...

News Credits: 1 · by **T-Macksimus** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:06 pm

I feel like I have not been living up to my responsibilities as a site user, a parent and as a grown up. I don't want to give any kids who view this the wrong impression and think that it is o.k. to be "hatin'" on a transformer that somone has put time and effort into creating. In fact, I fully support the creation of any Transformer character that I can drop-kick like an irritating, yappy chiuahua! :grin:

Honestly, this character would be getting so much more love if he had a different name. This poor bot, however was born with a bullseye on his forehead. Bummer of a birthmark...
I'd totally laugh my butt off, however, if they had a scene at the end of the final credits where, while all of the Autobots are off licking there wounds we pan in to a scene of Wheelie in bed, smoking a ciggarette and Arcee laying there going "WoW, who knew!"
(Endurance of 9 and a set of bearings...3 lbs. each. Transform and Roll Out, baby!)

News Credits: 1 · by **D-340** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:59 pm

That face is so horrible it's hilarious. But his profile and stats are what gets me, a sniveling coward with the ability to out last just about everyone. That's funny.

by **Wheelimus Prime** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:03 pm

if he didnt outlast anyone no one would be able to hear his rhymes ;;)

News Credits: 21 · by **dragons** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:43 pm

oh no his name really is wheelie as long he doesnt ryme in the movie il like him.

i like the figure very puny robot mode but i like the autobbot decepticon logo swith factor ill get him for that he looks like deluxe class to me wait & see to find out.

what a hideous mouth hes got there freanzy could kick his A^#$ in the movie wander if heel have weapons in the film i be surprised if he makes all the way to the end of the film.

by **Prime Riblet** » Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:27 pm

i was beginning to worry that hasbro was going to get a bunch of my money due to the new movie designs being pretty good. thankfully, i was wrong. wheelie looks silly.

News Credits: 1 · by **Gandalf** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:05 am

What the hell is that thing?

Only Michael Bay could take a character like Wheelie and actually make it worse.

I would be fine with Wheelie being in the film, but I would much rather have the annoying little guy who had the bolts to whack Grimlock on the nose with a slingshot. Not the stereotypical, abused lackey that follows the villains around underfoot, intended to gain viewer sympathy. On top of that, they make him into a Johnny 5 clone.

This further confirms my belief that Michael Bay enjoys pissing off the fans.